I met this old man at the supermarket. He asked me if I was going up the hill, I said no. He asked for a lift and I said yes.
First thing he says is “I’m x i turn 85 years old on Wednesday and I’m gonna have a bitch come over and sit on my face”
… He said all these outrageous things like how he “fucked Marilyn Monroe” and was in a movie with Brando and won a Grammy.
I went home and looked him up and he did. Turns out he did and has a lengthy imdb page. He’s super washed out and lonely and asked for my number but what an interesting night